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Last Update: 05/30/2018

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGET: #281)
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Target #41: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: What is that thing?
Verdict: The owner of this BMW loves PIKACHU so much, he must become one.

Target #42: BMW X5 (E53)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Again, the Driver. (Hope he/she is okay!)
Verdict: Look on the bright side, at least one of your foglights is still working!

Target #43: BMW 328i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Modifications for the king of the road.
Verdict: A Beautiful Prome Dress for a Beautiful BMW!

Target #44: Mazda Miata
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The BMW ///M Badge
Verdict: A retard who fell in love with his BMW M-POWERED Mazda Miata!

(PS: Please take off that UCLA license frame if you intend to drive this car around Los Angeles!)

Target #45: BMW 328iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Yes, he qualifies in every aspect!
Verdict: I enjoy having herpetic rashes on each side of my ass!

Target #46: BMW 325i-C (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing.
Verdict: Ahh..... What a beautiful white Swan!

Target #47: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: What else is there?
Verdict: Meet the professor of "Buliding-a-Bridge 101"

Target #48: BMW 328i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing, the Lights!
Verdict: Wanna fly moron? Join the Airforce!

Target #49: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing, the body kit!
Verdict: The only modification you are missing is a machine gun.

Target #50: BMW 3-Series (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing.
Verdict: Dude! You need a BiGGER wing!

Target #51: BMW 540i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Hamann Competition front spoiler
Verdict: Say, that is a nice teeth brace for your BMW.

Target #52: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Uh.......
Verdict: A nice Big-Foot M3 for the entire family.

Target #53: BMW X5 (E53)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: A very nice sticker
Verdict: Introducing the BMW X5 - The Special "FIREBIRD" edition!

Target #54: BMW 323iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: A very necessary front spoiler.
Verdict: And we thought cars don't have mustaches.

Target #55: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Another very necessary front spoiler.
Verdict: Just when you need a forklift on the job.

Target #56: BMW 318ti (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Again, the "clear-to-take-off" rear wing.
Verdict: I'm not just the President of The I-BELIEVE-I-CAN-FLY CLUB, I'm also a member!

Target #57: BMW 325i (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Driver.
Verdict: A Parking Ticket on the Fire Zone - 120 Dollars.
Two Rear Windows - 289 Dollars.
Making a debut in the "BMW NIGHTMARE Webpage" - Priceless!

Target #58: BMW 330i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW on Fire
Verdict: I ordered Medium, not Well-Done.

Target #59: BMW 535i (E28)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Stylish Exterior & the Luxurious Interior.
Verdict: Ain't it a Beaut?

Target #60: BMW 525i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wonderful Cosmetic Make-Over
Verdict: Say... That's a lovely handle on your waist!

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