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Last Update: 05/30/2018

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGET: #281)
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Target #81: BMW 325i (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The truck conversion
Verdict: Here is an idea of "How to pick up 20 chicks in a BMW"!

Target #82: BMW 535i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The rear wing
Verdict: A tale of a beauty and a beast.

(PS: Nightmare Excludes the lady.)

Target #83: BMW 325Ci (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The usual mods which meets the BMW NIGHTMARE standards
Verdict: You know how much money I have to spent on my BMW to make it on this Nightmare page?

Target #84: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Yep, you guess it, the rear wing.
Verdict: Simply another moron who wants to fly.

Target #85: BMW 318ti (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Rear Wing
Verdict: Saw this car in half and we've got a big a$$ banana split, the Nightmare Sytle!

Target #86: BMW 325iS (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing.
Verdict: The design of this rear wing is rather "Conservative" compare to Target #31.

Target #87: BMW 740i (E32)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Truck Conversion
Verdict: BMW debuts it's first 4X4 7-Series, the "Long-Bed" edition.

Target #88: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The ultimate wheel-jacker.
Verdict: See your wheels on eBAY real soon!

Target #89: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The custom paint job.
Verdict: Never had a BMW looks so much like a Zebra!

Target #90: ACURA Integra
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW front kidney grills & lights
Verdict: What part of "YOU-ARE-NOT-A-BMW!" don't you understand?!

Target #91: BMW M5 (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: This is your car on drugs!
Verdict: "Cause I got High ~ Cause I got High ~ cause I got High..."

Target #92: BMW 540i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: What an ulitmate paint job!
Verdict: Rainbow roll! Wasabi!

Target #93: BMW X-5 3.0i (E53)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Lovely Stickers.
Verdict: Finally, A BMW can wear G-Strings on its beautiful ass!

Target #94: BMW 525i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The ///M5 Badge
Verdict: Look, I'm driving a 2.5 litre, 184HP BMW ///M5!

Target #95: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The lovely paint job.
Verdict: I wonder what does the owner of this BMW looks like?

Target #96: BMW ///M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Again, the ultimate front spoiler.
Verdict: Your BMW is so PHAT, it has a Triple Chin! (Inspired from Yo' Mama's Joke)

Target #97: Honda Civic
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW 3-Series (E46) front grills & Light assembly
Verdict: Must you do that?

Target #98: Nissan Altima
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW 5-Series (E39) front light assembly.
Verdict: This is how a Nissan owner foreseeing his future BMW!

Target #99: Kia Optima
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Vehicle owner's brain cells.
Verdict: Yes.. yes.. yes... chicks dig your BMW!

Target #100: BMW 540i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Rear lights and his great taste in wheels
Verdict: Representin' in da hood ~

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