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The "BMW NIGHTMARE" Webpage
VIEW THE EXISTENCE OF BMW DISASTERS ON THE STREET!
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Last Update: 05/24/2022
(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284) (NEW TARGETS: #1, 25 & 201)
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________________Target #261 ~ 283________________
Target #261: BMW 6-Series
Target #262: BMW 335i
Target #263: BMW M3
Target #264: BMW 535i
Target #265: X5
Target #266: BMW 528i
Target #267: BMW Z4
Target #268: BMW 740i
Target #269: BMW 325i
Target #270: BMW M3
Target #271: BMW 525i
Target #272: BMW 840Ci
Target #273: BMW 1-Series M Coupe
Target #274: Toyota Tercel (Year 1995)
Target #275: Suzuki GSXR 1300 Hayabusa
Target #276: BMW 1-Series M Coupe
Target #277: BMW Z4 Coupe
Target #278: BMW 850Ci
Target #279: BMW 323i
Target #280: BMW 325i (E36)
Target #281: BMW M3
Target #282: BMW M3
Target #283: BMW M3
Target #284: SUPERCHARGED BMW 540i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: see for yourself
Verdict: Somebody please grab a hammer and put this froggy-Shamu out of misery
BMW Nightmare Qualification: totally qualified
Verdict: 3 words for you. " Your FXXking Pathetic Piece Of Sh!t", wait, that's 6 words, my bad lol...
BMW Nightmare Qualification: look at all the goodies
Verdict: you and the previous target can go screw eachother now.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: wing n' pipe n' much mo
Verdict: Finally, a BMW upskirts to reveal its 2 gigantic a$$holes! Horray!
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the lovely broom
Verdict: together, they make a good Zoom ~ Zoom !
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the paint job
Verdict: please check-in with Target # 105.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing
Verdict: Makes me want to print some "Ralph's" or "Albertson's" stickers.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Louis Vuitton
Verdict: LV is gonna sue your sorry ass, I kid you not.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the body kits
Verdict: You seriously needs to go see a psychiatrist!
BMW Nightmare Qualification: ahh.. hmm...
Verdict: Definitely the grandchild of Target #81. This one better be a 4X4.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: these wonderful mods
Verdict: How to split an a$$hole into 2; and make them fart separate ways.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Ferrari Enzo-like front bumper & flying doors
Verdict: a Ferrari logo is missing on your hood. haha ~
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing & the diffusers
Verdict: How about chop some raw fish with those diffusers and serve
them on that big-a$$ sushi-table of yours?
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the badging
Verdict: you should date the next target
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the roundel emblem
Verdict: Konichiwa! You know BMW ACTUALLY makes motorcycles too?
BMW Nightmare Qualification: light covers & all
Verdict: Besides the creepy ponytails, at least color-match the wheels you moron
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the wing
Verdict: All the Police need is a long hook during a pursuit
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Ferrari Enzo-Like Mods
Verdict: Look close, it even has the rear diffusers just like
the real Enzo. HAHAHA ~
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wheels and the body kits
Verdict: Wanna know if you got the
taste in modifying a BMW? Your license plate has the answer.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Take a close look at that custom exhaust.
Verdict: What the hell is that? Clam siphons?
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the wing & the rest
Verdict: you need longer side-burns to match your high-up ass
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the wing & the rest
Verdict: just can't live a simple life, can't you?
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the shine, the wing
Verdict: the owner admits he sh!ts the same type of sh!t especially in the morning
BMW Nightmare Qualification: HOLY $H!T! The
Editor's BMW is in "BMW NIGHTMARE" too?
Verdict: A 485HP Automatic? Where is the
6-SPEED MANUAL transmission?
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