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Last Update: 05/30/2018

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGET: #281)
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Target #261: BMW 6-Series
BMW Nightmare Qualification: see for yourself
Verdict: Somebody please grab a hammer and put this froggy-Shamu out of misery

Target #262: BMW 335i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: totally qualified
Verdict: 3 words for you. " Your FXXking Pathetic Piece Of Sh!t", wait, that's 6 words, my bad lol...

Target #263: BMW M3
BMW Nightmare Qualification: look at all the goodies
Verdict: you and the previous target can go screw eachother now.

Target #264: BMW 535i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: wing n' pipe n' much mo
Verdict: Finally, a BMW upskirts to reveal its 2 gigantic a$$holes! Horray!

Target #265: X5
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the lovely broom
Verdict: together, they make a good Zoom ~ Zoom !

Target #266: BMW 528i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the paint job
Verdict: please check-in with Target # 105.

Target #267: BMW Z4
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing
Verdict: Makes me want to print some "Ralph's" or "Albertson's" stickers.

Target #268: BMW 740i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Louis Vuitton
Verdict: LV is gonna sue your sorry ass, I kid you not.

Target #269: BMW 325i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the body kits
Verdict: You seriously needs to go see a psychiatrist!

Target #270: BMW M3
BMW Nightmare Qualification: ahh.. hmm...
Verdict: Definitely the grandchild of Target #81. This one better be a 4X4.

Target #271: BMW 525i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: these wonderful mods
Verdict: How to split an a$$hole into 2; and make them fart separate ways.

Target #272: BMW 840Ci
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Ferrari Enzo-like front bumper & flying doors
Verdict: a Ferrari logo is missing on your hood. haha ~

Target #273: BMW 1-Series M Coupe
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing & the diffusers
Verdict: How about chop some raw fish with those diffusers and serve them on that big-a$$ sushi-table of yours?

Target #274: Toyota Tercel (Year 1995)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the badging
Verdict: you should date the next target

Target #275: Suzuki GSXR 1300 Hayabusa
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the roundel emblem
Verdict: Konichiwa! You know BMW ACTUALLY makes motorcycles too?

Target #276: BMW 1-Series M Coupe
BMW Nightmare Qualification: light covers & all
Verdict: Besides the creepy ponytails, at least color-match the wheels you moron

Target #277: BMW Z4 Coupe
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the wing
Verdict: All the Police need is a long hook during a pursuit

Target #278: BMW 850Ci
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Ferrari Enzo-Like Mods
Verdict: Look close, it even has the rear diffusers just like the real Enzo. HAHAHA ~

Target #279: BMW 323i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wheels and the body kits
Verdict: Wanna know if you got the taste in modifying a BMW? Your license plate has the answer.

Target #280: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Take a close look at that custom exhaust.
Verdict: What the hell is that? Clam siphons?

Target #281: BMW M3
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the wing & the rest
Verdict: you need longer side-burns to match your high-up ass

Target #282: BMW M3
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the wing & the rest
Verdict: just can't live a simple life, can't you?

Target #283: BMW M3
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the shine, the wing
Verdict: the owner admits he sh!ts the same type of sh!t especially in the morning

Target #284: SUPERCHARGED BMW 540i
BMW Nightmare Qualification: HOLY $H!T! The Editor's BMW is in "BMW NIGHTMARE" too?
Verdict: A 485HP Automatic? Where is the
6-SPEED MANUAL transmission?

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