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Last Update: 05/24/2022

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGETS #1, 25 & 201)
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Target #161: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Gutsy paintjob & snow plow front bumper.
Verdict: Blinger than Target #141

Target #162: BMW 850i (E31)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The doors, the paint
Verdict: Long live the Phoenix!

Target #163: BMW 540i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The accident (Hope the driver is okay)
Verdict: Look like someone took a bite of a Oreo cookie.

Target #164: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: DUI SUCKS YO ~ Even a Cincinnati DUI lawyer
would be shocked at this accident. Hope this wasn't a DUI-related case. Amen!
Verdict: Still look better than 2022 BMW 3/4 Series' Nose job, sorry couldn't help it haha~

Target #165: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Either some big rock or a tree bark.
Verdict: A thumbs up for that? lol...

Target #166: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Wing
Verdict: Possible partner of the next target

Target #167: BMW M5 (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Wing
Verdict: Intends to watch "Brokeback Moutain" with the driver of the previous target

Target #168: Honda Civic
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW E60 5-series front headlights & kidney grills.
Verdict: Somebody put the owner to sleep, I beg you!

Target #169: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: lovely bodykit
Verdict: Huge Rearwing needed!

Target #170: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: mods & what's that white thingy in the middle?
Verdict: Paint it green and it would pass for a mail box!

Target #171: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The destruction
Verdict: This is why NEVER piss off your ex-wife.

Target #172: BMW 330i (E90)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The charge (Hope the driver is okay)
Verdict: The fastest way to get a slurpy!

Target #173: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The goodies.
Verdict: and the winner of the "Paint-My-Ass-Black-Award" goes to....

Target #174: BMW 320i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Oh yeah this definitely qualifies
Verdict: Ever wonder what Papa Smurf drives?

Target #175: BMW 750iL (E38)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: on fire
Verdict: Bring out the marshmallow.

Target #176: BMW 325i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: What else is there?!
Verdict: The editor is lost for words.

Target #177: BMW 540i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: flopping doors
Verdict: So love to see that driver's face at a gas station.

Target #178: BMW 650Ci (E64)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The crash
Verdict: A fine example of female drivers are fearless of anything on the road.

Target #179: BMW 325CiC (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Best faux M3 side grill I've ever seen & the rest.
Verdict: The real E46 M3 owners please e-mail me about what you think haha...

Target #180: BMW 535i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing, the paint the whatever.
Verdict: Looks like someone got run over by 2 bottles of white-out!

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