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Last Update: 05/30/2018

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGET: #281)
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Target #141: BMW ///M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods.
Verdict: The Cylon & Son Family Reunion at Battlestar Galactica in the year 2412.

Target #142: BMW 535i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods.
Verdict: A winner with style and grace.

Target #143: FORD Mustang
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The up-side-down BMW ///M Badge.
Verdict: "M" for "Mustang"?

Target #144: FORD Taurus
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The BMW Roundel & 330Ci Badge
Verdict: the "C" in "330Ci" means "COUPE" you dumb ass!

Target #145: Honda CRX
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW Grill & Mercedes headlights
Verdict: Look any closer and you could puke on this car.

Target #146: Honda Accord
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW headights & Grill + Mercedes rearlights
Verdict: Are those shower heads sticking out of the rear seats?

Target #147: Honda Civic
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW Grill & headlights.
Verdict: He actually services this vehicle at the BMW dealer.

Target #148: VW Golf
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The BMW Grill
Verdict: From Kyle in South Park "What's wrong with German people?"

Target #149: BMW 525i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The bodykit
Verdict: There are not enough holes on the front spoiler.

Target #150: BMW 318i (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods + Color
Verdict: Comes out fresh every early morning, and smalls good too!

Target #151: BMW 320i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The lovely modifications.
Verdict: A BMW with a ladder.... Let's celebrate!

Target #152: VW Jetta
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The M5 badge.
Verdict: A VolksWagon ///M5. This is just what we need!

Target #153: BMW 2002 (E10)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the Off-road armor.
Verdict: You should team up with Target #79 haha!

Target #154: BMW 328i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: A blonde & her plate
Verdict: Ahhh......

Target #155: BMW 320i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: once again, the mods.
Verdict: I don't even know what this is.

Target #156: BMW 328iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing + the goodies
Verdict: First BMW with pimple on its wing and a side pissin' hole. Yay!

Target #157: BMW 318iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods
Verdict: Too much tan on the top.

Target #158: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The doors, the wing, the shark gills, the....
Verdict: Your car hates you, trust me on this.

Target #159: BMW 318iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The M3 badge
Verdict: One lazy poser!

Target #160: Honda Civic
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The BMW emblem
Verdict: A fake one with big rearwings, and farts too!

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