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Last Update: 10/29/2013

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 272)

(NEW TARGETS #107, 110, 241, 257~271)
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Target #21: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Take a close look at that custom exhaust.
Verdict: What the hell is that? Clam siphons?

Target #22: BMW 5-Series (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Driver.
Verdict: A BMW owner cares about auto-hygiene.

Target #23: BMW ///M5 (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Snow-Plower Front Spoiler
Verdict: Here is a proof of an idiot exists on plant earth!

Target #24: BMW ///M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Mad BMW Driver Vs. Officer
Verdict: Buster got busted!

Target #25: BMW 3-Series (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Utlimate Dress
Verdict: Here comes another cosmetic disaster!

Target #26: BMW 6-Series (e24)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The body kit, the grill & the M3 badge
Verdict: What kind of $&%*-up ///M3 is this?

Target #27: BMW 318ti (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification:Again, the Make-You-Go-Faster Spoiler
Verdict: YES! You are The FAST and the HIDEOUS!

Target #28: BMW 3-series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing, spoiler, smoked lense, emblem.... Wow, this is a masterpiece!
Verdict: I got two words for you ~ "SEEK HELP!"!

Target #29: Honda Accord Sedan
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW 5-Series (E39) Front Lights Assembly, Side Panel & Front Kidney Grills & BMW M3 (E36) Side Mirrors and Side Skirts
Verdict: This is what happens when 1 Honda owner falls deeply in L~O~V~E with 2 BMWs!

Target #30: 1993 BMW 325iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: M3 front spoiler, M3 side skirts, M3 rear skirts, M3 shift-knob, M3 mirrors, M3 side panels, M3 floor mats, M3 moldings, M3 emblem, M3 exhausts & M3 license frame & a nice wing.
Verdict: Where is the M3 ENGINE?

Target #31: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing, the exhaust and and the body kit.
Verdict: Is that an Alien Antenna? E.T. Phone home!!

Target #32: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Bigger the Wing, The dumber you look!
Verdict: The relentless pursuit of flying.

Target #33: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Just look at the picture.
Verdict: When it comes to creativity, sky is the limit.

Target #34: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The spolier & the rear lights.
Verdict: Have you taken an IQ test lately?

Target #35: BMW 318i(E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing & the M3 badge.
Verdict: Is that a car or a kite?

Target #36: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Man, that's some ugly wing.
Verdict: Never underestimate the IQ of this BMW owner.

Target #37: BMW 318iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Again, the rear wing
Verdict: Again, another complete retard!

Target #38: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wonderful mix of mods.
Verdict: Let's see, he's got target #19's exhaust, target #35's rear wing & target #103's rear lights, Good Job Son!

Target #39: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The double-decker rear wing + the rest of the fantastic gadgets.
Verdict: Are your sure that's not a BBQ Grill?

Target #40: BMW 3i8iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing etc.
Verdict: May God help this vehicle !

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