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Last Update: 05/24/2022

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGETS #1, 25 & 201)
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Target #181: BMW Z3 (E37)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the flames & the head skeletons
Verdict: Hey at least you look hotter than Target #71 haha!.

Target #182: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The falling ball.
Verdict: Dude I would sue Nike right away and buy a new Bentley Flying Spur yo ~

Target #183: I don't know.. a Ford Windstar?
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the BMW & ///M Badge etc.
Verdict: all real BMWs bow-to-thee-M33 haha ~

Target #184: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The lights, the wing.
Verdict: Those lights seriously looks like boils that's about to burst..

Target #185: BMW 328iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the fine front bumper & the rest goodies
Verdict: You Go Tiger ~! GRRRR ~~~ .

Target #186: Honda Civic
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The BMW & ///M Emblem
Verdict: You forgot the BMW hood emblem!

Target #187: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the paint and the junk that's on it.
Verdict: Say.. did you get a group-buy of these fake M3 side grills with Target #179?

Target #188: BMW 330Ci (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Yes, they are pretty much qualified.
Verdict: What the hell are you thinking????

Target #189: BMW Z4 (E85)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The owner
Verdict: man put some clothes on and stop humiluating your car.

Target #190: BMW 318iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods + Color
Verdict: I am not going to comment on this piece of $h!t.

Target #191: BMW 328Ci (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The usual nightamare-qualifying mods.
Verdict: You can almost pass for a fireplace log.

Target #192: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The goodies
Verdict: What is that twisty thingy in front of your rear wheel!

Target #193: BMW 320iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Yes, the paint & that ultimate chin
Verdict: Only if the color doesn't look so $hitty.

Target #194: BMW 645Ci (E64)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: doors man.. DOORS!!
Verdict: which part of "I AM NOT A LAMBORGHINI" don't you understand?

Target #195: BMW 328i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: DOORS! Damn it!.
Verdict: Everytime I feel the ocean breeze & see the birds reminds me your existence.

Target #196: BMW 328i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the banana suit
Verdict: Sorry We've just insulted the Bananas.

Target #197: BMW 325iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Yes, the mods
Verdict: Never seen car exhausts look like nipples.

Target #198: BMW 318i (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the body kit
Verdict: a rather popular color for a frog, right on buddy!

Target #199: BMW 325iS (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The front lower spoiler
Verdict: Forking people to death is part of driving pleasure for this guy.

Target #200: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The nice body-kits!
Verdict: Time to take your pill.

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