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Last Update: 05/24/2022

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGETS #1, 25 & 201)
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Target #61: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Wow....
Verdict: After seeing 60 nightmare targets, we have finally hit the Mother Load!

Target #62: Honda Accord Coupe
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The BMW Roundel Emblem
Verdict: Sir, Is that the new BMW ///M9?

Target #63: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Magical Front Grill Conversion.
Verdict: Two front grills in one. How did you do that magic you did?

Target #64: BMW 325i(E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: All the thoughtful mods
Verdict: Meet the "Snow-White Edition" of BMW.

Target #65: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing and the body kit.
Verdict: I just can't stand this crap!

Target #66: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Ultimate color-changing exterior paint job & interior fixture.
Verdict: "007" engravings on the seats. HAHAHAHA!!

Target #67: BMW 325iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Fake DINAN badge & M3 emblem.
Verdict: Remember BMW Nightmare Target #30? Meet his brother.

Target #68: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The rear spoiler.
Verdict: Is that tail really necessary?

Target #69: BMW ///M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Another genius rear spolier.
Verdict: Presented to you by another genius BMW owner.

Target #70: BMW 530i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Driver. (Again, hope he/she is okay.)
Verdict: I said "Hit the road!". Not "Hit the Wall!"

Target #71: BMW 328iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Its flame-broiled modifications.
Verdict: This is what happens when Bavarian Motor Works merges with El Pollo Loco.

Target #72: BMW 525iT (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The ///M5 badge
Verdict: Here is how to turn your 525i into a M5 for just one-low-easy-payment of $19.95 (MSRP)

Target #73: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The custom color, the wide-body kit.
Verdict: Sit Froggie! Sit!

Target #74: Mazda Miata (NA)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The masks.
Verdict: Target #44 should really look up to this one!

Target #75: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Custom paint job and that blacked-out Toucan Sam from FrOOt Loops
Verdict: Does a toner cartridge even have that many colors?
Some crazy colors in this custom paint job & "Just Follow Your Nose ~ Yo!"

Target #76: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Front spoiler
Verdict: Road Wrinkle? No problem. Here's the biggest iron in the world.

Target #77: BMW Z3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The body kit and a ///M badge which does not belong.
Verdict: This BMW is about to launch a missle.

Target #78: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing.
Verdict: Another Idoitic Flying Object!

Target #79: BMW Z3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Ulitmate off-road conversion
Verdict: Creepy....

Target #80: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods, the gadgets, the color.
Verdict: And it looks just like a big piece of $h*t!

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