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Last Update: 05/30/2018

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGET: #281)
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Target #121: BMW 525i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Acura Integra Rear Lights & the "whatever body kits".
Verdict: Someboby hit me with a hammer. Quick!

Target #122: BMW 540i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The ///M5 components & cosmetic make ups
Verdict: This poor little 540i must be in pain....

Target #123: BMW 318iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Rear wing & front splitter that never goes out of the fashion
Verdict: Strike of the Blue Lightning.

Target #124: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing & the paint on the hood
Verdict: May God bless your very much!.

Target #125: BMW 325iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Once again, the wing & the paint on the hood.
Verdict: Don't you people never learn?

Target #126: BMW 328Si (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Then again, the wing & the paint on the hood.
Verdict: 3rd time is a charm....

Target #127: BMW 323i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The usual
Verdict: Snowplower....... on snow.

Target #128: BMW 328i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The rear wing
Verdict: Clear to take off!

Target #129: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Rear wing & Lower Spolier.
Verdict: You could be a Power Ranger someday.

Target #130: BMW ///M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: very obvious.
Verdict: Ever seen a giant cockroach?.

Target #131: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Wow! Hamann has done it again!
Verdict: Only if the wings can flop.

Target #132: BMW M3 (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Rear Wing.
Verdict: Not as fancy as the previous target, but creative!

Target #133: BMW 540i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Rear Wing.
Verdict: And you can touch the sky!

Target #134: BMW 323i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Custom paint
Verdict: First BMW with cosmic power!

Target #135: BMW M3 (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Custom Color & the front Spolier
Verdict: How can I be any $hittier?

Target #136: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The rear lights
Verdict: Gently apply some Preparation H may ease your wound.

Target #137: BMW 540i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The driver got rear-ended. (hope the he/she is okay!)
Verdict: Here is why never spend a night at the county jail.

Target #138: BMW 530i (E60)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Crash. (Hope the driver is okay!)
Verdict: This BMW driver obviously hates Chris Bangle (ex. BMW chief designer).

Target #139: BMW 320i (E21)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Civic Decals
Verdict: Where is the "H" badge?

Target #140: BMW 325i (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Custom suspension
Verdict: Yep, too much drug will make you do f@#*-up things.

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