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Target #1: BMW 323i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Bullwinkle Fireplace Trophy Rear Wing etc.
Verdict: An absolute Moron getting ready to take off!

Target #2: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Double Decker Sushi-Bar Table Rear Wing! Stolen Dinan Badge!
Verdict: Fly ~ Moron! FLY ~!

Target #3: BMW 318is (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Dude! Where did you people find these ugly rearwings & bodykits?
Verdict: The pilot of this F-16 must be good friends with Target #1 & 2!

Target #4: BMW 528i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: M5 Front & Rear Emblems. Ridiculous modifications.
Verdict: A Fake BMW ///M5! The owner of this 528i must think everyone is an idiot just like himself.

Target #5: BMW ///M5 (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Driver. (Hope he/she is okay!)
Verdict: Get your driver's license before you get the car.

Target #6: BMW 323i (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The official Wing and Skirt made by "Dress-To-Impress-Racing-Co."
Verdict: Ever wonder what's gonna happen if someone puts a Big-A$$ Dining Table on a Beautiful Taxi?

Target #7: 318ti (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Anyone ever heard of a BMW powered By "MUGEN"?
Verdict: The WORST Sticker on a BMW ever!

Target #8: BMW 325i (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Its "Ultimate Rear Wing" & the "Ultimate Tilting Exhaust Tips".
Verdict: An "Ultimate Shopping Cart!!"

Target #9: BMW 318i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Hail to the Fantastic Side Skirts!
Verdict: You need a pair of stocking to go with that?

Target #10: BMW 525i (E34)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Once again, the state-of-the-art rear wing.
Verdict: Check out the Ultimate Wing on that Ultimate Green!

Target #11: BMW 325i (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Take a close look at that custom exhaust.
Verdict: What the hell is that thing? Clam Breather?

Target #12: BMW ///M5 (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The so-called "All-Clear-Euro-Lights" increse your IQ.
Verdict: Ahhh... Exause me, is that your Lexus IS300 or the new Nissan Altima?

Target #13: FORD Taurus.
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The BMW Emblem, the 540i Badge and ///M Badge.
Verdict: What the f*%@ are you thinking ?

Target #14: BMW 3-Series Convertible (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: A mix of wonderful mods.
Verdict: This guy is at the peak of his life!

Target #15: HONDA Accord
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW 5-Series Front Kidney Grill & Headlights.
Verdict: Please contact a Psychiatrist nearest you!

Target #16: BMW 325iS (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing.
Verdict: Why don't you put this Wing on the top of your head?!

Target #17: BMW 318ti (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing.
Verdict: Here comes another Ultimate Shopping Cart.

Target #18: BMW 740iL (E38)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Fuel Pump.
Verdict: This driver got a big "F" in Driver's Ed with a twist.

Target #19: TOYOTA MR-2
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The nose job + the body work.
Verdict: Are you sure people really think I'm a BMW M1?

Target #20: BMW 3-Series (E36)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: Check out the nose job, the eyebrews & the ridiculous chin.
Verdict: This is what happened when a plastic surgery goes out of hand.

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